Monday 28 February 2011

Classic Movies Part 2

Hello Homosapiens,
Now I spent most of my lunch break today at work finishing this up for y'all so here we go the last 4 films of my classics this month. I really am sorry i haven't been around but as you know by now i have team up (Like the X-Men) with my home girl Mz Storm. She has already written some reviews on some badass films, check it out. lets get to my classics now. 




Gia 1998
Fact-based story of a top fashion model Gia Marie Carangi (Played by the one and only sexiest thick lipped female Angelina Jolie) follows her life from a rebel little tom-boy (And she wasn’t always) working in her father's diner at age 17 to her death in 1986 at age 26 from AIDS. One of the first women in America whose death was attributed to the deadly life taking disease. In between, she followed a devilish downward spiral of drug abuse and failed relationships with both sexes (Such a beautiful hussy).
















Return to oz 1985
It has been six months since Dorothy has returned to Kansas from Oz and she still cannot sleep for some reason (I wouldn’t either The Wizard of Oz was mad trippy). She has been going on about imaginary places and people so much that Aunt Em takes her to see a doctor (Well the EYFS and National curriculum states we should allow children to express themselves through role, Aunt Em is stifling her creativity.). Dorothy escapes from the mental hospital with this other blonde chick helping her (I think she drowns, bless her cotton socks.) and wakes up in Oz where her chicken can now talk. There she meets a whole new click of friends and they set off to rescue the Scarecrow from an evil Gnome King who has found her Ruby Slippers and has used them to lay havoc, misery and waste to the Emerald city and take over Oz.










Flight of the Navigator 1986
A 12-year-old boy goes missing in 1978, only to come back again once more in 1986. In the eight years that have passed, David hasn't aged (now don’t we all wished we had that talent?). It is no coincidence that at the time David 'comes back’; a flying saucer is found, entangled in electricity cables. Fun film and when I was younger it was one of my favorites. I did have to watch it more than once as I remember falling asleep due to late night watching. Perfect kids film and family film.  










The Goonies 1985
Two brothers whose family is preparing to move because developers want to build a golf course in the place of their neighborhood, unless enough money is raised to stop the construction of the golf course (Original? It’s happening still), and that's quite doubtful. But when Mikey coincidently stumbles upon a treasure map of the Great "One-Eyed" Willy's hidden fortune, Mikey, Brandon, and their friends "Chunk", "Mouth", Andrea "Andy", Stefanie "Stef" Steinbrenner, and "Data", calling themselves The Goonies, set out on a long quest to find the treasure in hopes of saving their neighborhood. The treasure is in a cavern, but the entrance to the cavern is under the house of evil thief Mama Fratelli and her sons Jake Fratelli, Francis Fratelli, and I think The Hunchback of Norte Dames disfigured twin brother "Sloth". Sloth however is one of the good guys as you will see you haven’t already seen this film, which would make you obviously not an 80’s or earlier child. I had so much funny Saying “Heyyyyy you Guuuuuyyyyysssssssssss” when I was younger. And still now.    










So Dudes and Dudettes go check out these films as soon as you can, or click on the links to purchase your own fab films to add to your own Roguelicious DVD and Blu-ray collections. 




  

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